Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
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Universe’s Ultimate BOSS - Chapter 196: Poem Party
Chapter 196 Poem Party
Du Feng narrowed his eyes and squinted at Ye Qing. Although he couldn’t teach Ye Qing a lesson here, he could at least humiliate the guy.
Thinking about that, Du Feng mocked, “Ye Qing, the lady is holding a poetry party here. You’re not going to write an erotic limerick again, are you?”
Everybody burst into laughter after hearing that.
Some time ago, Ye Qing was invited to another poetry party. Considering himself a brilliant genius, Ye Qing read an erotic poem he wrote and made himself a laughingstock for all the nobles on this planet.
“You…” Ye Qing turned cold. Though he was proud of his shamelessness, he did not want to be teased because of it, certainly not by Du Feng
“Haha…”
Right then, Wang Hao suddenly burst into laughter. “I didn’t know that Brother Ye likes exactly the same thing that I do! What a lucky coincidence!”
Everybody fell silent after hearing that. Who was this guy? Why did he sound so skanky?
How could there be anyone who was proud of creating erotic limericks?
“Brother Jade-Faced Dragon!”
Ye Qing’s eyes glowed. It had been his lifelong dream to become one of those handsome-looking geniuses.
Regretfully, he was not talented in literature, and he couldn’t compose a poem at all. However, he did know a thing or two about erotic limericks.
He was really excited that this Jade-Faced Dragon could create erotic limericks too. He felt that he had met a friend in life!
“Brother Ye, would you like to read one right now?” Wang Hao invited him.
Ye Qing nodded. Considering for a moment, he recited one of his previous works.
“Excellent! It sounds philosophical…” Wang Hao applauded him and said, “Brother Ye, check out this one that I wrote earlier…” He then read his work.
“Spectacular!” Ye Qing looked at Wang Hao in admiration. The Jade-Faced Dragon was much better at writing erotic limericks than him!
Le Xuan couldn’t have been more embarrassed. What was this jerk thinking? How could anyone be really proud of writing such things?
“Humph! You are an insult to all literary men!” Du Feng glared at Du Feng.
“That’s right! It’s insulting to be at the same party with such a shameless man! Let’s kick this scoundrel out of here!” Ma Tianwen raised his arms as he shouted.
Wang Hao put his folding fan down and came to Ma Tianwen. “Damn it. I hate snobs and hypocrites the most. You’re being cocky in front of me? Even your mother won’t recognize you later!”
Hardly had he finished when Wang Hao punched Ma Tianwen in the face repeatedly.
Everybody was greatly shocked. Who was this guy exactly? Why was he bold enough to hit someone at Zhao Yiling’s party? Did he want to get himself killed?
Le Xuan held her head, feeling a headache. Why did Wang Hao never know what low profile meant?
They were not in the Universal Federation, but the Glorious Sky Federation. They should lay as low as possible so that nobody would suspect them.
Yet, Wang Hao did not seem to know what low-profile meant at all.
Not only had he made friends with such a scumbag like Ye Qing and established Walking Wolves, but he also hit someone at Zhao Yiling’s party. Also, there were the personal collections of the ladies of Walking Wolves to be released a few days later. Was he hoping that everybody would investigate him?
Right then, all the lights were turned off, leaving only a graceful woman in an evening dress under a spotlight.
“It’s the lady!” Ye Qing trembled in fear when he saw her.
Wang Hao stopped and looked back, only to see the girl slowly turning around. Both her face and her figure were impeccable.
After everybody fell silent and Zhao Yiling slowly walked toward them, Wang Hao picked up his folding fan and became a handsome man again.
Then, in Zhao Yiling’s path, he said softly, “You’re dwarfing all the other women in this place.”
Zhao Yiling’s eyes blinked and her heart started racing. If the man was good at martial arts too, wouldn’t he be the perfect Prince Charming for her?
Thinking about that, Zhao Yiling’s face turned red.
Ye Qing couldn’t have been more frightened. If Brother Jade-Faced Dragon ever abandoned Zhao Yiling, he would definitely be tortured by her.
Thinking about that, Ye Qing left quickly, hoping to leave her an impression that he wasn’t familiar with the animals of the Wolf Gang
With a smile on his face, Wang Hao walked to Zhao Yiling gracefully and gazed at her affectionately. “I was too presumptuous back in the day, so I’m here to apologize to you. However, it was not entirely my fault, for you were too fascinating for me to free myself from you, Ms. Zhao.”
Zhao Yiling’s face turned even redder. She said, “I don’t think you mean it at all. You didn’t bring any compensation with you. You’re obviously insincere.”
“Of course I have.” Wang Hao said with a smile, “I have come with my semen.”
“Puchi…”
Everybody was lost for words after hearing that. It was truly as expected of the rapscallion who read erotic limericks aloud just now. To think that he could say something so shameless!
“You…” Zhao Yiling stomped in fury as the jerk insulted her.
“Don’t be angry. I only said that because I’m hopelessly in love with you and I want to take you…”
Gazing at Zhao Yiling, Wang Hao laid his hands on her hip and pulled her into his arms, feeling her soft skin. He even slowly moved his lips toward Zhao Yiling’s.
“You… I…” Looking at Wang Hao, who was getting closer and closer, Zhao Yiling had butterflies in her stomach. She completely forgot that she was a Martial King and the guy was only a Martial Master.
Ling Xiao was dumbfounded. He remembered the ultimate trick that Wang Hao mentioned just now: shamelessness!
Hugging a girl and kissing her a minute after meeting her was definitely not something that anyone with the slightest sense of shame could’ve done…