Universe’s Ultimate BOSS
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Universe’s Ultimate BOSS - Chapter 100: Just Listen to Me
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Wang Hao went straight to his villa when he returned to Eleven City.
He saw Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao discussing something when he returned.
“Boss, you’re finally back!” They stood up in a hurry and greeted Wang Hao, before they helped Wang Hao store the spiritual dew.
“Did you not go to class? Why are you back so early?” Wang Hao asked curiously.
“About that…” Qian Wanyang glanced at Wang Hao and murmured, “It’s the first day of college. Our teacher is a beautiful and gentle woman. But since you did not attend, she was very disappointed and dismissed the class without teaching us anything…”
“A gentle woman who was disappointed by me?” Wang Hao scratched his chin, wondering when he had ever encountered a female college teacher.
“Boss, she also said that she wouldn’t teach the class unless you attended,” said Chen Yao in a hurry.
“Really?” Wang Hao grew interested in this teacher.
“Wang Hao, you jackass, come out!” Zhong Li roared in fury. His mood couldn’t have been fouler.
On the first day of college, Wang Hao launched a missile in Eleven City, heavily wounding a hundred students and injuring five hundred more.
Overnight, Wang Hao ruined his lifelong reputation. He was now known as a lecher who purchased love potions.
On the second day, instead of going to class, Wang Hao blew up the testicles of seventy students.
Looting the spiritual dew was fine. After all, there were no rules in the forest as long as nobody was killed.
However, Wang Hao aimed at no body parts except their testicles. Were the students his mortal enemies? Had they slept with his girlfriend?
“Hey, isn’t this Dean Zhong Li? What an honorable guest!” Wang Hao greeted Dean Zhong Li warmly. “Xiao Xiao, do you not see that Dean Zhong Li is here? Prepare tea!”
“Yes, master!” Xiao Xiao obediently fetched tea.
“I’m not leaving until you clarify everything to the world!” Zhong Li was not softened at all. He was more concerned with his own reputation.
“Dear Dean Zhong Li, you’ve truly wronged me. I’m giving you a hand!” Wang Hao cried.
“Giving me a hand?” Zhong Li was beyond angry. “My reputation has been ruined by you. Is that giving me a hand?”
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao lowered their heads and dared not say anything.
“Don’t be angry, dean, just listen to me.” Wang Hao appeased Zhong Li and said slowly, “Dean, you are a Martial Grandmaster, and the two deputy deans are both Martial Kings. Do you not feel any pressure?”
Slightly relaxed, Zhong Li nodded, “It’s true that I’m under a lot of pressure. But the dean’s duty is to look for and groom talented students. Their level doesn’t matter.”
Zhong Li suddenly felt that something was wrong. Why were they discussing his level?
“Don’t be anxious, dean. Let me analyze this for you.” Wang Hao continued, “Dean, you are a Martial Grandmaster not because you are untalented, but because you are poor.”
Zhong Li blushed. Born in a civilian family, he could not afford equipment or training resources, and he was still single to this day.
His salary as a principal on Earth was not enough to buy the resources for him to advance to a Martial King at all.
Of course, more importantly, he was a pacifist who preferred teaching to violence. Naturally, his income would be lower.
Wang Hao continued, “Now, the best way to make money is right before your eyes, dean. As long as you accept it, I guarantee that you can earn ten thousand contribution points each day.”
Zhong Li said angrily, “Are you trying to make money with my reputation?”
“It’s been ruined anyway. We might as well make some money with it.” Wang Hao shrugged innocently, as if he were really considerate toward Zhong Li.
Zhong Li flushed with fury and regret. He never should’ve talked to this little bastard, who was now ruining his reputation and involving him in clandestine business.
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao secretly raised their thumbs at Wang Hao. It was truly a brilliant move!
Not only would they earn contribution points, but Dean Zhong Li would also be at their back, which meant that at least one third of the No. 11 school was under their control.
“Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Make an announcement and clear everything up right now…” Zhong Li bellowed.
“You think anyone will believe me after what happened yesterday and today?” Wang Hao opened his hands. Why would anyone believe someone as notorious as him?
“You… You… You…” Zhong Li was so angry that he could barely catch his breath. An unscrupulous villain was really difficult to deal with.
“I want twenty thousand contribution points every day!” declared Zhong Li in rage. He was not an idiot. Since his reputation could not be saved, he might as well take some money.
“That’s not a problem. Qian Wanyang, give Dean Zhong Li twenty thousand contribution points.” Wang Hao extended his hand and said, “We’re going to make a great team!”
“Humph!” Zhong Li snorted and ignored Wang Hao’s hand.
Withdrawing his hand, Wang Hao said, “In the future, Qian Wanyang will take back the Passion that the dean accepts and sell it again. Then, we will earn infinite contribution points without doing anything.”
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao applauded. It was truly a great eye-opener for them!
Not only had they gotten Dean Zhong Li as their support, but they could also reap contribution points from the students easily every day. What a brilliant move!
“Don’t celebrate too soon.” Zhong Li reminded him: “Those students are not idiots. They won’t be tricked again if they find that their problem is not resolved after they bribe me.”
“That’s not important.” Wang Hao waved his hand and said, “I’ll ask Qian Wanyang to describe the correct way to bribe the dean. You need not show up in person. You can take care of the small things on your own, and I can cover the fighting part. If the problems are too big, just tell them that their bribery is not good enough and ask for more…”
Qian Wanyang, Chen Yao, and Zhong Li were all dumbfounded. It was truly professional. Even if the students realized that they were tricked afterward, who would bother them again now that their money had been taken?
Would they accuse Dean Zhong Li of corruption? But they did not have any proof.
Dean Zhong Li wouldn’t show up at all in the whole process. There wouldn’t be any proof at all…