Hello, Mr. Major General
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Hello, Mr. Major General - Chapter 2239: don’t be like the parrot
Chapter 2239: Chapter 2239 — don’t be like the parrot
Gu Nianzhi knew at a glance that this was the NPC Lu Yuan sent by the AI. When she defended herself, Lu Yuan was still stuck in the opposite world..
But she couldn’t expose it. She couldn’t even think about the opposite world.
Because with a single thought, she would expose Lu Yuan’s true identity when he returned from the opposite world.
However, she still couldn’t help drooling over the food box in Lu Yuan’s hand.
“Why is it director Lu? What a rare guest! Come in, come in!”Gu Nianzhi happily opened the door and let Lu Yuan in.
Lu Yuan was still as gentle and refined as ever. He handed the food box to Gu Nianzhi and walked in. He looked around and said, “Aren’t you going to defend yourself today? Why aren’t you going? You’re going to be late, aren’t you?”
Gu Nianzhi tried not to think about where Lu Yuan was at this time. She said naturally, “I’m hungry. I’m so hungry that I can’t walk or drive. How am I going to defend myself?”
She turned to look at NPC Lu Yuan and blinked slyly. “But President Lu has brought me food. That’s different!”
NPC Lu Yuan gave a relieved smile and sat down at her dining table. He urged her, “Then hurry up and eat. I’ll send you to defend yourself after you’re done.”
“I don’t think that’s necessary,”Gu Nianzhi pretended to decline. “President Lu is so busy, how could I ask you to send me? You should go back first. I’m afraid that if I delay your work, Mrs. Song will be unhappy!”
“Chloe won’t. She likes you so much, why would she care about this?”Lu Yuan got up and poured himself a glass of water. He was very familiar with this small kitchen.
“Chloe?”Gu Nianzhi’s eyes sparkled. “Miss Song’s English name is Chloe? How Nice.”
“Of course, it’s right that you don’t know. When I met her, you were still nowhere to be seen.”NPC Lu Yuan said frivolously, his expression somewhat unnatural.
Gu Nianzhi’s heart did not waver. Instead, she felt like laughing.
She skillfully opened the food box and began to eat the food that NPC Lu Yuan had prepared for her.
Just as she had expected, NPC Lu Yuan’s culinary skills were far inferior to the Real Lu Yuan outside of the game.
Although the taste was not bad, it was on a completely different level compared to the truly delicious food.
Gu Nianzhi clicked her tongue. “CEO Lu, why has your culinary skills deteriorated? It’s not as good as it used to be.”
NPC Lu Yuan, who had been enjoying himself just a moment ago, immediately had an ugly expression on his face, his voice was a little stiff.”… Why is it getting worse? I followed the recipe to the letter. The timing, heat, and quantity were exactly the same. Why is it not as good as it used to be? It should only be better than before!”
“That’s not right.”Gu Nianzhi rolled her eyes. “Have you tried these dishes yourself?”
Lu Yuan shook his head subconsciously. “This was prepared for you. How can I eat it?”
“I said taste it, not eat it.”Gu Nianzhi took another bite and waved her chopsticks at the NPC Lu Yuan, “Go and find out what the difference is between ‘taste’and ‘eat’! You’re an NPC! How can you be so ignorant? What’s Your AI for? Your Chinese is so poor. You’re not Chinese, are you?”
The NPC Lu Yuan’s expression seemed to turn even uglier, but he did not continue speaking. He took out his phone and started to look up the dictionary that came with it.
Gu Nianzhi did not let go of the opportunity to provoke him, she continued to add fuel to the fire, “Also, you’re cooking for me, so I’m the only judge of the dishes you’re cooking. What’s the use of me saying that they’re not as good as they used to be? You’re just an examinee, I’m the examiner. If I say that you’re not doing well, it means that you’re not doing well. If you don’t accept it, Hang Yourself!”
Lu Yuan finally realized that Gu Nianzhi was deliberately picking a fight with him. He said with a sullen face, “You’re wrong, so I can’t refute you?”
“Refute, go ahead and refute.”Gu Nianzhi shrugged. “You can try. Refute with logic and knowledge, and not follow the crowd like a parrot.”
Lu Yuan opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but he was stumped by Gu Nianzhi’s words.
He wanted to refute it on the level of “Logic”, but gu nianzhi’s words “Examinee and examiner”had restrained its logic.
Of course, the examinee could not say whether his questions were right or wrong, especially since it was a subjective question, not math. One plus one was two. If the examiner said it was wrong, he could still argue.
Now, whether the dishes were good or not, only the person eating the dishes could judge. Because everyone’s tastes were different, maybe some people liked the dishes, but others didn’t?
There was no universal truth.
NPC Lu Yuan was caught in an unprecedented logical contradiction.
Gu Nianzhi smiled as she watched NPC Lu Yuan’s conflicted expression while eating. She felt that the virtual food was no longer as bad.
She slowly finished her meal and said to NPC lu yuan, “Don’t think about it anymore. If you think about it anymore, your circuits are going to burn. Go, wash the dishes for me. Clean Up the kitchen, and we’ll set off.”
NPC Lu Yuan was stunned. He wanted to retort, but didn’t know what to say.
Could he deny that he wasn’t an NPC?
But how stupid would he be to prove that he was real..
So NPC Lu Yuan didn’t say anything. He quietly got up to wash the dishes and clean up the kitchen.
After he was done, he walked to Gu Nianzhi’s side and asked, “Can we go now?”
Gu nianzhi smiled and said, “I still have to dress up.”
“Dress up for what?”NPC Lu Yuan seemed a little impatient. “Can’t we go now?”
“Of course I have to dress up to look exactly the same as that day.”Gu Nianzhi said casually, and NPC Lu Yuan immediately shut up.
That’s right, “It”wanted to see the exact same scene as that day replay itself..
So NPC Lu Yuan stood by the door and watched Gu Nianzhi sit in front of the dressing table. She carefully tied her seaweed-like hair into a bun, then put on sunglasses, a scarf, a mask, and a thick cushion on her knees, she also put on a cushion on her wrist.
She then carried her school bag on her back and walked towards him, fully armed.
“Let’s go, we’re going to defend ourselves now.”Gu Nianzhi snickered and snapped her fingers. “You can go back.”
“I’ll send you there.”NPC Lu Yuan was still very insistent.
“Sure, but I have to drive myself.”Gu Nianzhi emphasized and tidied up the shoulder straps of her school bag.
“… Okay.”Lu Yuan answered after a while, obviously receiving some kind of order.
Gu Nianzhi couldn’t be bothered with Ai’s small actions and Strode out of Heping Li’s apartment.
From the elevator to the underground parking lot, someone whistled at her.
Just like that day, Gu Nianzhi released her memories bit by bit and walked out of the elevator.
The scene in front of her changed from a foggy gray to a heavy metal garage.
Cars of all sizes were parked here. They looked blurry, except for a custom red Ferrari that was unusually clear and eye-catching.
Gu Nianzhi was even more certain of her guess.
She walked to the side of her red sports car as if there was no one else there. She opened the door and got into the car. NPC Lu Yuan followed her and sat in the passenger seat.
The headlights flashed in the dim garage, and Gu Nianzhi could clearly see the man who was whistling.
The two men in front of her subconsciously raised their arms to cover their eyes.
Gu Nianzhi smiled slightly and stepped on the accelerator. The custom-made Ferrari luxury sports car with excellent performance sped forward like lightning.