The Empress's Gigolo
The Empress's Gigolo - Chapter 403: Joke Gone Too Far

Chapter 403: Joke Gone Too Far

“Ah ah ah ah…”

Ren Baqian placed the stun baton on Ning Caichen’s arm and took it off a few seconds later. The other party immediately fell flat on the ground.

He had also experienced electric shocks from the stun baton before. Naturally, he knew what would happen after an electric shock and knew that it would take some time before Ning Caichen would regain consciousness.

“Your Majesty, what is xueke ?” Ren Baqian politely shifted a chair over for the empress and only asked her after she sat down.

When Ning Caichen mentioned the xueke, it was obvious that the empress was emotionally affected.

“I’m also unsure and have only seen its name in a book. However, this thing is very beneficial for you as it can double the speed of your cultivation progress,” the empress said indifferently.

Ren Baqian felt warmth in his heart. At the end of the day, it was because the xueke was beneficial to him.

“Many thanks, Your Majesty.”

The empress rolled her eyes at him and even though it wasn’t anything special, Ren Baqian felt that it was a display of affection from her. It made him felt a rush of excitement in his heart.

As the saying goes, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. An ordinary woman could become gorgeous in the eyes of her lover and would be pleasant looking no matter the situation, let alone Ren Baqian’s case when it was the empress.

“Is that thing useful?” The empress felt that the electroshock therapy that Ren Baqian mentioned wasn’t reliable.

She also discovered the current state of Ning Caichen and that there was apparently a problem with his soul.

Fortunately, he was a sword master, so his sword was in control of his entire strength.

If it were a Spirit Wheel expert who ended up like Ning Caichen, he or she would be half crippled.

However, a Spirit Wheel expert wouldn’t end up in such a predicament.

Zhu Cisheng had been a Spirit Wheel expert for countless of decades, but his strength had yet to increase.

It could be assumed that he had to resort to such methods because he couldn’t make any improvements.

This method hurt not only others, but also harmed himself. Even though it didn’t take any lives, this method not only only broke the paths of others, but his own path as well.

“Perhaps it will maybe be slightly effective? Probably?” Ren Baqian was uncertain.

He heard that mental hospitals often used this method? Professor Wang Yang, who was an expert in lightning and thunder, relied on this theory to gain his fame.

At present, it was evident that there was something wrong with Ning Caichen mentally. There weren’t any psychiatrists in this world, and he was trying to save someone that was practically hopeless.

What if he tried his luck and it was effective?

Perhaps? Maybe? Slightly effective? Probably?

The empress tilted her head and looked at Ren Baqian before looking at Ning Caichen, who was lying on the ground. At last, she looked toward the sky and squinted her eyes. Today was a rare sunny day.

It didn’t matter to her if Ning Caichen was dead or alive. She only wanted to know if Ren Baqian’s method would really work.

Ren Baqian squatted in front of Ning Caichen to check on his situation. Just now, he had used the stun baton on him for almost four seconds. Ning Caichen was supposed to lose consciousness for a short while.

At this point, Ren Baqian saw that Ning Caichen’s eyes were back in focus and asked, “Are you feeling any better?”

Only after a long time did Ning Caichen completely regain consciousness. However, he was aching and feeling numb from head to toe.

“The stun baton is so awesome—my body is so softtttttt….” Ning Caichen had just regained consciousness, and his expression was filled with flirtatiousness, as if he was looking at Ren Baqian with a gaze full of hearts.

Zap… When Ning Caichen spoke those last few words, Ren Baqian expressionlessly used the stun baton on him again.

Everyone looked at Ning Caichen in worry as he fell flat to the ground after experiencing a burst of twitching.

“Sir is so awesome. Your servantttttttt…”

Zap!

“Your servant likesssssss…”

Zap!

“Urgh!”

Zap!

Ren Baqian immediately placed the stun baton on Ning Caichen’s body after hearing his disgusting and delicate voice.

…

One afternoon passed by and Ren Baqian’s spirits were uplifted. He began to gain some confidence.

“It seems like it’s effective?”

The empress nodded in agreement and said, “It’s effective. In fact, it became more serious!”

The original condition switched between being a man to being a woman from time to time. Now, however, Ning Caichen was practically a woman.

Ren Baqian pondered for a while. Prior to the treatment, Ning Caichen was suffering from Dissociative as he switched from being a man to being a woman from time to time. Yet, now that he had practically become a woman, the stun baton was indeed effective in treating Dissociative Identity Disorder from a certain viewpoint.

Forget it, he should stop the treatment first and decide what to do again when Ning Caichen woke up. At the very least, it would take a while to observe the effect of the treatment and whether Ning Caichen would still switch from man to woman from time to time.

If Ning Caichen stopped doing so, Ren Baqian would have treated half of his condition in that case, which was the Dissociative Identity Disorder portion.

As for the remaining half, he was afraid that he had reached his limits.

After some time, Ning Caichen’s eyes regained focus.

“How do you feel?” Ren Baqian almost used the stun baton on Ning Caichen again since he was somewhat used to it.

“I have never felt better,” Ning Caichen said in a delicate tone.

“What the ancient people said was right. It’s actually better to be a woman.”

This left everyone speechless.

Everyone looked at the stun baton in Ren Baqian’s hand with an expression as if they had seen a ghost. This time around, it was over. Ning Caichen only had a minor issue, but after Sir Ren’s treatment, he completely turned into a woman.

“I would like to express my gratitude to Sir Ren. If it wasn’t for you, I still wouldn’t know what I really wanted…” Ning Caichen continued to speak.

Ren Baqian was dumbfounded. The treatment he gave could be considered a success, right? It should be successful?

“The most important thing for a human is to know what he or she wants and to work hard for it. Otherwise, isn’t it a waste of his or her life?” Ren Baqian encouraged Ning Caichen.

Ning Caichen replied, “I agree with Sir Ren!”

On the other hand, the empress and numerous imperial guards looked at Ren Baqian in a peculiar manner.

It was already awkward for everyone when Ning Caichen became like that, yet Ren Baqian could actually strike a conversation with him?

Ren Baqian’s heart was pounding hard. After all, Ning Caichen was someone he knew.

Now that he was in this state, he should be fine, right?

Ren Baqian turned his head, looked around, and saw that everyone was looking at him with an extremely weird gaze. He then intentionally coughed twice to clear his throat and said, “Your Majesty, it’s already late, so let’s have dinner first. I will come and check on him after our dinner.”

After eating his dinner, Ren Baqian strolled back to the courtyard. Ning Caichen had already crawled up from the ground and was seated on a stool at the side. He was looking down while using his hand to comb through his hair.

“How do you feel?” Ren Baqian stood a few meters away and asked.

“I feel good. Sir Ren is honorable and kind. Your servant will remember you as long as I live. I shall devote myself to you for your entire life…”

“Stop!” Ren Baqian was taken aback and immediately shouted.

If you want to devote yourself to me, I would rather get someone to behead you in that case.

“Your servant is just kidding. Seeing that you are so excited, it makes me hesitate a little…”

Ren Baqian got goosebumps all over his body because he felt that this time around, Ning Caichen’s joke went too far.

“It felt really good and comfortable just now. It’s something that is very difficult for me to forget. I only ask that Sir Ren to use that thing to shock me again.” As Ning Caichen looked up, his eyes were glistening. If one didn’t know his past and based their judgement on this tone and expression, they would believe that this person was really a beauty.

“F*ck!” Ren Baqian couldn’t help but curse. Ning Caichen really went overboard…

Furthermore… he even turned into a masochist…